Hakuna Matata
pantheraj:


"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

How to complete Snake.

literally watched this forever

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOGĀ 

(Source: spookypretzelsnake)


yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of itĀ 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

(Source: tarachambller)


lxrylxry:

lookforwardletgo:

mentalalchemy:

what

that is TRUST

That’s raw
imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

awwww-cute:

It’s a 70 degree day in Seattle and yet my dog is melting

What a fuckn cutie
mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.